Couple young whippersnapper businessmen in Arkansas were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some ol' geezer is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you fellas selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes"
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Well then, you're doing well ... only two left."
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some ol' geezer is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked "What are you fellas selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a$$-holes"
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "Well then, you're doing well ... only two left."
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