Notice: If you see this man wandering around aimlessly in yer neighborhood, call your local police department immediately. He was last seen at the Gay Shriners Parade in Indianapolis, wearing a pink bucket on his head, and matching pink Crocs ... last known address: he was living in a van down by the river.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Missing Persons Alert
Notice: If you see this man wandering around aimlessly in yer neighborhood, call your local police department immediately. He was last seen at the Gay Shriners Parade in Indianapolis, wearing a pink bucket on his head, and matching pink Crocs ... last known address: he was living in a van down by the river.
I just saw him stealing Cabellas catalogs out of my mailbox!
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