Coping

Two guys are sitting in a bar, one of them looking very glum.

Joe asks, "What's the matter?"

The glum guy replies, "My wife walked out three days ago. Never came back. Said she was only going out for a carton of milk."

Joe says, "That's not good. How are you coping?"

The glum fellow cheers up and says, "Surprisingly OK. It's amazing how fast you get used to black coffee!"