Saturday, July 5, 2008

Godfather Boudreaux

Boudreaux, da Cajun Mafia Godfather, finds out that his bookkeeper, Jamie Lafitte, has taken him for $10 million.

Dat bookkeeper wuz plumb deaf ~ considered an occupational benefit and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything if he'd ever have to testify in court. When Godfather Boudreaux goes to shake down the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, Etienne DuBois...aka Hambone...who knows sign language.

Godfather Boudreaux asks on dat bookkeeper: "Where's the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me, HUHHHHH?"

Ol' Hambone, him, using dat sign language ... asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hid.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talkin' about."

The attorney tells Godfather Boudreaux: "He say he don't know whut you're talkin' about."

Along 'bout that time, Godfather Boudreaux pulls out a pistol ... puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him whar dat money is, lickety split!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money's in a briefcase buried behind the shed in cousin Armand Fortier's backyard in Lafourche Parrish!"

Godfather Boudreaux asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says he don't think you've got the guts to pull that trigger!!!!"

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