Saturday, June 28, 2008

Emma Sue Up & Died

Mais ... Mz Emma Sue up and died during the night, and her grief struck husband Tee Wayne, he dialed up the 911 on his 'lectric telephone.

Dat 911 operator, her, told mah frien Tee Wayne she'd send someone right out lickety-split. "Where you live at?" asked dat operator.

Tee Wayne replied: "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive, yeh"

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally ol' T.W. said: "How 'bout if I just drag her over to Oak Street, huhhhh???"

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